we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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