that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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