Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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