don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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