member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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