i don't like sucking hair
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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