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I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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