i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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