i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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