That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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