just come out here and I will go home with you...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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