i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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