There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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