Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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