You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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