no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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