Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You need a sexual gate keeper
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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