So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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