We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Are we still banned from the library?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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