How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she looked like the before picture.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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