My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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