called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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