Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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