I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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