so that wasnt chicken after all
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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