considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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