Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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