C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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