Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
please don't ironically join a cult
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