It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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