We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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