He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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