Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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