your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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