it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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