a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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