I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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