I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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