He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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