Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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