Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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