"it" just moved
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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