In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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