Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
