so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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