I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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