I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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