That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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