do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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