We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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