Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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