I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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