it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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