quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition