theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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