Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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